December 2011
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I’m in such a good mood, but no ones here to join in with it :( except my dog, but he’s in a strop because I left my socks on his bed again
listening to I need a hero full blast through my headphones while saving the world on Halo 2, I actually feel awesome.
Only when the last tree has been cut down,
and the last river has dried to a...
– Banksy
Oh my God I am so excited to go and see The Hobbit...
santa got me lots of deodorant :’( santa thinks I smell bad
I never know what to do when fat people ask me to draw them?? If I draw them fat they get all offended because I drew them fat, if I draw them not fat they complain it doesn’t look like them?? FAT PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
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god I love the killers →
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my mood is now great
:D :)
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this years big fat quiz of the year will have David Mitchell, Miranda Hart, Eddie Izzard, and Jimmy Carr I CAN’T EVEN KDFNVKJEHGJKFSLM,FES.D/ :DD
oh-shizzle asked: What is your favourite film of all time? :)
If you wear slippers outside your life has either...
gallally asked: Thomas.
I was just told to turn off my laptop because it’s a waste of electricity? I guess I should stop eating jam because it’s a waste of jam? I’ll stop taking showers because it’s a waste of shampoo? in fact, fine, to ensure maximum preservation of everything I shall stop doing anything ever and just lie slumped over my desk like a hollow cow
…. god I’m a drama...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
I dreamt of my funeral
it was David and Joel smoking an L skin standing in front of a small mound of dirt with “Franklin” written on a piece of card in crayon and stuck in the ground Joel said “he was alright sometimes” then they played the theme to tellytubbys and left ..brilliant..
and just to ensure this is my worst Christmas ever I’m suddenly ill for no reason :(
I want a best best friend girl :( like who I can have a laugh with and be myself around, share secrets with, argue about stuff with, eat pizza, watch films, play video games, talk about life with, ect don’t think it’ll ever happen though
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I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder. The most I could possibly hope to...
– Dylan Moran